- me: i have a bruise
- me: i'm going to name you Lee
- me:
- bruise:
- me:
- bruise:
- me:
- bruise:
- me: Bruise Lee
I once had to write an essay about the Nanking Massacre and I totally bullshitted it and said that the Wu-Tang Clan, a small group of Chinese nomads, fought against the Japanese.
(Source: kimmychuuux)
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